This is kinda late but I love this bandwagon so I joined in
This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be?
Colors: White, black, bordeaux
Price: ladies ￥18,144 / mens ￥19,224
Not taking any chances
Shit me neither
The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems
Putting this on the Xmas list!
MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!
Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.
Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.
Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”. Then by all means, print tiny dicks.
Wizardstan dropping some knowledge
DILDO A NO-GO
it can’t be…
THAT’S A MOTHER FUCKING SCALEMATE I’M DONE
wait but can we just note that this is a black scalemate - which isn’t one of the colors Whatpumpkin sells
one of these dweebs made their own scalemate
editorial design antics, pt. 2
this looks like a normal magazine spread right
if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle
no one noticed
and they actually published it
now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault
oh my god am i a horrible person or what
If I could live one day the way you live your entire life
remember that time i discovered my roommate napping with his fuckin ENTIRE HEAD hanging out the 4th story window
where the fuck are you filming from
oh no wait there was a balcony my bad
Cat quacks when his owner coughs
he’s mocking you
is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out
please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase