simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

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dorrrito:

when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for foodimage

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vinegod:

I’m a really good driver. by Joe Santagato

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vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

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prowlish:

superwolfboneswholockgiraffe:

spacemuffinz:

hawaiiansquirrel:

luanlegacy:

stanley-tsaii:

Just a set of quick photos I did for class.

you lost all your energy before you even walked out the door? you lazy bum

That’s exactly what a monday feels like

kinda what social anxiety feels like
I’M GONNA DO IT I’M GONNA DO THE THING WITH THE PEOPLE
*gets to door*
wait never mind i need to alphabetize my sock drawer

this is what chronic illness looks like. :( this is what I go through every single day. Only I’m at half empty before I even get out of bed… :\

exactly what chronic illness looks like. mental or physical. this is a great illustration, which perhaps people with more empathy than “you lazy bum” can relate to.

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rhubarbes:

The Bike Shed III - LEICAT SERIES by Laurent Nivalle.

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arsenic-in-my-catnip:

shamelesslyunladylike:

himitsubasa:

copperkiwi:

ninjaeyecandy:

4gifs:

Bully messes with karate champ. [video]

The source video is very, very worth watching. A few things to point out:

The young woman in the dark coat is continually trying to escape from the man. She has spoken to him, she’s pulled away, she’s even tried to walk away before he dragged her back. She hit him as a last resort but it didn’t do anything, he just got more aggressive.

The girl in the white jacket was walking by, recognized that a bad situation was happening, stopped, and intervened. At 0:28 she calls the man out, and continues to call him out until he breaks off attacking the young woman in the dark coat and turns his aggression on her. At which point she defends herself—and then she escorts the young woman in the dark coat safely away.

This is a hero.

Bringing this back.

GIRL POWER

The woman in the white jacket is Olga Ivanova, taekwondo world champion. That kick must have hurt like hell.

real life Mulan

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ierotic:

chemomantic:

frnksway:

sitback-relaxrelapse:

hell-is-our-home:

"what band are you listening to?"

"panic! at the disco"

"oh cool, what genre of music do they play?

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"what band are you listening to?"

"twenty one pilots"

"oh cool, what genre of music do they play?"

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"what band are you listening to?"

"my chemical romance"

"oh cool, what genre of music do they play?

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haha I get it because mcr aren’t a band anymore so they don’t play any genre of music

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thesassylorax:

gin-and-djinn:

some blatant smut scribblry

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brakken:

conquer yourself

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